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The Time When Mom Decided To Teach Us a Lesson

Children fighting and driving their parents crazy were very common back in our school days. It is common even today. This story is about the time when mom decided to teach us a lesson so that we quit fighting forever.

That Saturday afternoon, Achan was out for work and Amma had the tedious task of cooking and looking after us. We, as usual, fought our wars, played our games and made a lot of noise.

Amma tried her best to keep us silent, but all in vain. Finally, she got a brilliant idea and she called out: "Kanna, Vavee, help me" and fell down. We stopped our games and rushed towards the kitchen to see our mom lying on the floor eyes closed. Amma was happy that her plan was working. She waited for her us to call her and try to wake her up.

Kannan and I stood still trying to get hold of the situation. After a brief observation of the environment, Kannan spoke up.

"Chechi, I think Amma is gone"

I swear I saw Amma shiver when she heard that.

I was shocked. I asked, "what do we do now?"

Considering the fact that she was huge in size, we could not think of any place that could hold Amma. After brainstorming for a while, following the mystery movies we had seen so far, we decided:

"Let's bury the body in our Garden"!

Both of us took hold of each of Amma's hand and started to pull with all our might. But she did not move.

"Shall we try rolling Amma to the Garden?"

As we were about to execute our plan, an angry Amma opened her eyes and got up. We were glad to see that Amma woke up! 
Soon, she called out:

"Kannaaaaa!!!! Vaveeeee!!!!"

and that was our cue to run and hide.

The end!

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